![]() ![]() Five new citizens have been chosen at random to help run New Canton. ![]() Political news now, ci-ti-zens! You all know about the council selections. So, I’ll be back with other news after this musical interlude! Okay, um, that’s all the food news, apart from the incident with the brown sauce, but that’s best forgotten. So, it’s Eggs Florentine for everyone! Well, everyone who eats out of Kitchens Seven, Twelve, and Twenty. All the new cockerel must have got their juices flowing. Oh, and the hens have been laying great, apparently. We all wanted a bit more spinach in our food, don’t we? Runner One Four Six found a new recipe book in that burned-out WHSmith’s in town, and for once, it isn’t a Jamie Oliver! Uh, well, uh, the west field’s been planted now, so that’s good. We’ve got all those Abel refugees, and the other settlements that have come into the fold since the attack. Uh, but some of you listening aren’t from New Canton. So, I… um, right… uh, this is Radio New Tomorrow, New Canton’s own radio station! I said that already, didn’t I? Yes. PHIL CHEESEMAN: Hello, ci-ti-zens! You’re listening to Radio New Tomorrow! After the unfortunate incident over at Abel, we’re filling the empty airwaves with all the news, views, and, um… mus-ic! you could ask for. ( Plays if Season 2 Mission 7: Mummy's Hand has not been completed.) And so, after a short break for me to finish setting up, we will return with a new era of post-civilization radio programming. But we here at New Canton believe that the best way to honor their memory is… is to ensure their legacy carries on. All right! Listeners at Abel, listeners at New Canton: we are deeply sorry for the loss of your radio hosts. PHIL CHEESEMAN: These damn ghosts have been the bane of my life, I swear. JACK HOLDEN: So there you have it, listeners! At long last, our survivor’s cookbook – Come on, come on, come on!ĮUGENE WOODS: You’ll be able to grab it from our Rofflenet servers within the next few days. ![]() JACK HOLDEN: Is that smoke? Gene, you’d better come look -ĪUTOMATED VOICE: Iteration four zero three four. PHIL CHEESEMAN: Nearly there… come on, come on! Is that smoke? Gene, you’d better come look -ĪUTOMATED VOICE: Iteration four zero three three. How do you feel about it, Eugene?ĮUGENE WOODS: Well, it was hard work, it took me a while, but you know, I think in the end, it - Do you think… ?ĮUGENE WOODS: This… this doesn’t sound normal.ĮUGENE WOODS: I don’t know! It’s – it’s. JACK HOLDEN: So there you have it, listeners! At long last, our survivor’s cookbook is ready for release. Transcript ERROR-CRITICAL DAMAGE-ERROR ĪUTOMATED VOICE: Iteration four zero three two.ĮUGENE WOODS: You’ll be able to grab it from our Rofflenet servers within the next two days.
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